Papiracy
The large-scale theft of paper products. Papyrus + piracy. Coined by my stepson Erik. This house could not be run without puns.
View ArticleA Moment of Silence…
Link to the full story here. Okay, you’re laughing at the idea of seeing the spectacle of a massive road-closing Brunost goat cheese fire. It’s okay, I laughed too. But when I was done laughing, I...
View ArticleSnippet: An Untitled Cat Story I’m Still Working On
This is pretty close to what Kwirrrf looks like, in case you’re wondering. Except, of course, he’d never wear a collar. “…but it’s expecting us right now,” Sandy said. “Right,” Clay and Eileen said...
View ArticleREADME
The license below does NOT refer to the image above, which is a free use image from Morguefile. The license below refers ONLY to the written work below IT: the text of README by S.A. Barton. In other...
View ArticleTurn of Phrase: Soda Pop Bottles and/or Gophers
I’d love to have an image here, but I can’t find a decent non-copyrighted one. If you’d like to see the machine described, plug “Vendo 81″ into your favorite search engine’s image search. This is a...
View ArticleMeow Right Now is available on Smashwords. Right Now. Meow.
Archaeologists often find strange and even dangerous things during their explorations. When Clay and Sandy uncover an ancient frozen cat on the Siberian plains, they have done just that, for...
View ArticleScience Fiction & Fantasy Classics As Clickbait Headlines
First, the clickbait titles themselves. On page 2 (the link to page 2 is allllllll the way at the bottom of this page, under the related post thumbnails), I will post the title plus the book the title...
View ArticleEulogy For An Internet Badass –OR– Why I Cut Arguments Short And Don’t...
A 13 word story: Decades arguing at strangers Found dead on his laptop Stroked out on trollrage ————- I’ve had my share of internet arguments. Some of them were lengthy, acrimonious, and frankly, in...
View ArticleRelativity For Your Mouth
Our perceptions are WAY more dependent on our expectations and preconceptions than we like to think. Do you think, perhaps, that this extends beyond food to our social and political worlds? I’m...
View ArticleDon’t Trump Your Cat — Your Cat Begs You
Even if you don’t actually “Trump” your poor, long-suffering kitty who implores you not to do this, please, pleasepleaseplease, you should look at what’s coming out of the #TrumpYourCat hashtag online...
View ArticleThe Most Ridiculous Jeff Bezos – Elon Musk Comparison Animation Ever....
Warning: restroom rocket-waving contest. Which is somehow not a euphemism. Probably not safe for work if your supervisors are touchy or you don’t want to be laughed at for watching something so silly....
View ArticleWhen Life Gives You Porg Lemons…
…make Porgonade. It’s probably more refreshing than green milk from a giant surf creature’s udder. Advertisements
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